I'm your True Friend

I am going to say about the...
Money

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position But not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep
It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine
But not health

It can buy you blood
But not life

So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away yor pain and suffering!!

So
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, right??