Woman 1 I had a fine evening, how was yours
Woman 2 it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours
Woman 1 Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1 How was your evening
Husband 2 Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you
Husband 1 It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
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