Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Urgent Recruitment in Pakistan

Urgent Recruitment in Pakistan Salary 100000000000000 No audit and no answer to any one.

Wanted for a vacan position "PM" in Pakistan
Pls fill up the form and send direct.
No experience Required.
No Education Required
Salary what ever u like.
Power "Might is Right"
Duties "what ever u wish"
Lot of travelling, Fun and enjoyment.
No terms and conditions
No sawal-o-Jawab

This is the time to increase your property and wealth in Trillions......
With appolojoyse from a member.

(its just a funny, not real) hi hi hi ha ha

بڑی فیملی

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Tallest Rideable Motorcycle

Gregory Dunham (USA) has constructed a rideable motorcycle that is 3.429 m (11 ft 3 in) tall to the top of handlebars, 6.187 m (20 ft 4 in) long and weighs 2.948 tonnes (6,500 lb). It is powered by a 8.2 litre (502 cu in) V8 engine and has tyres that are 1.88 m (74 in) tall.


Saturday, November 11, 2006

ڈبل سواری

ڈبل سواری! مگر یہاں تو ایک بائیک پر پانچ سوار ہیں۔

اب تک تو یہی سمجھا جا رہا تھا کہ ایسے نظارے صرف پاکستان میں ہی دیکھنے کو ملتے ہیں مگر اس تصویر کو دیکھ کر لگتا ہے کہ ہر جگہ ایک ہی حال ہے۔

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Letter for Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column,
only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed
appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to
"sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any're-scooter' available in system? As I find only're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find ', but
unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT,So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my
home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey ye kya hi, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?

11. Are ye to kamal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is
not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

12. There is 'Startup' when u will provide 'Enddown'.

13. is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find only 'NOTEPAD' , tell
me fast as I lost me PEN.

14. there is 'Winzip' what about 'Lossopen'.

15. There is 'WIN AMP' what about 'Win VOLT ', 'WinRESISTANCE '.

16. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME

Thanking you

Banta Singh Punjab

Snake eye

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