Sunday, July 13, 2008

ATM machine

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, enter your pin number reversed. So if your number is 1254 mark 4521. The ATM machine will give you your money, but will automatically recognize this as a plea for help and will alert the police unknown to the thief. This option is in all ATM machines, but not many people know this.

Please pass this information on to others. No harm in keeping this in mind

New Seat Belt Law

This is very Important, please pass on to friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below.......

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED!


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too sicky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.


Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.


You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!


No wonder men are happier.


Send this to the women who can handle it
and to the men who will enjoy reading it



Monday, May 05, 2008

AN AMAZING SCENE IN BURMA

In a moment you will see a unique photograph


What's so special about this?

  • This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma .. The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.
  • Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again ….

Did you notice anything different?
Yes or no?



Now I will turn the whole scene vertical


Mother Nature is Great …….. Respect it & Protect the Nature & Wild Life

Monday, April 28, 2008

Long Live Those School Days----Too Good

School days --fun --check this out
It's back again...... even if you've already read this famous fwd, it's worth

reading once more......
DO NOT MISS A SINGLE LINE .....and the last
one is fantastic


useful tips

Health - Important Tips




Answer the phone by

LEFT ear




Do not drink coffee TWICE a day



Do not take pills with COOL water



Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm



Reduce the amount of TEA you consume




Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume



Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night



Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS



Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time



Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning



Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping



When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times




Forward this to those whom you CARE about

HoW?



Guess who is thisssss??

Guess ........ Who is this??


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Sachin Tendulkar in college fancy dress competition

(look again carefully)

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Photos survived but not the photographers

THE PHOTOGRAPHERS SUFFERED SEVERE INJURIES OR NEVER SURVIVED TO DEVELOP THESE PICTURES.






Death cannot be closer than this





Aishwarya Rai Passport

Don't use mobile inside Toilet


I was barely sitting down when i heard a vioce from the other stall saying : "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom But i don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of quesion is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so i say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point im just trying to get out as fast as i can when i hear i hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation. i tell him, "No....... I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then i hear guy say nervously....

Listen. i'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

China's Olympic Logo





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